Saturday, March 1, 2025

March 1, 2025 - Still Here, Waiting for Winter to Give Up

 

Of frazil ice and other winter fly fishing challenges

There are two schools of thought about winter fly fishing / One is the classic mentality / Match the hatch / In winter / Aquatic insects / If and when they do hatch / Are quite small / To give you an idea about how small / Some are even called midges / So Germanic and practical / Compared to fancier names / Like those given to mayflies / Order Ephemeroptera in ancient Greek / But still pretty fancy in plain English / Albeit not as exotic as hummingbirds / Like Green-breasted Mango / Like Bahama Woodstar / Far more pragmatic and descriptive instead / Like blue winged olive / Big slate drake / Ginger quill spinner / Pale evening dun / Dark hendrickson / Gray fox / Sulfur

The other approach to winter fishing is to go big / To offer the fish a big meal / So big within reason the trout cannot refuse / Present to them the largest plausible prey / Fish are cold blooded of course / Even fish like trout who must thrive in cold water / But it takes effort to eat / So make it worth their while / This is the other school of thought / The other approach to winter fly fishing

I sometimes net a perfect wild brown / Too exquisite for this world / Deep post-spawn reds / Kype-jawed for defense / Release him and sit on a rock / Feeling some sense of guilt / The water is 34 degrees / The air is 36 at best / It takes such effort to suit up / To leave the house / To fish in winter / Yet this trout left security / A log jam or rocky shelf / A massive mid-stream boulder / Swimming with what its cold blood could muster / Not for a tiny mayfly / Or a midge / But for a large golden stonefly / Or a minnow pattern / Like a sculpin / A real meal / The largest plausible prey / Yet hardly a real meal at all / Mostly manmade materials / Repurposed natural ones with very specific names / Things like ice dubbing and cul de canard hackle and zonker strips/ A 4mm slotted tungsten bead / All triple whip-finished / For security / A drop of head cement / For extra security

And so the guilt / The sitting on a rock / In winter / Thinking about effort / Security / About cold blood and peril and death/Imagining that swimming in frazil ice / For me / Would be akin to breathing gelatin